misosouper, a shopping blog

Here’s my ur-summer dress, whose lovely color quarry references both sea and sky. Make sure you check out its top: the silken flowiness is pierced with brass buttons, mother of pearl, and starfish. Plus, it has a belt, to give you that “whittled from swimming in the ocean” look.

Wearing this dress is probably the closest I’ll ever get to being a mermaid, and by God, I’m going to seize it.

Don’t puss out and use this stick with a white candle.

Cufflinks are the trickiest of accessories: too much, and you’re Silvio Dante; too little, and you’re Mr. Floppy Sleeves, pitiful in that fact that you have no fashionable lady/dude/personal shopper to help you out.

So for the two french-cuffed shirts that Mr. Misosouper owns, I’m thinking these bullets would be just the right touch. When people get a peek at his sleeves, there’ll be that moment, the one that occurs when a smart fashion choice crystallizes into a James Bondian recognition of his (my?) stylish wit:

“Are those…?”

“Why, yes. Yes they are.”

*For a limited time, cufflinksdepot.com is giving away flag cufflinks with purchase. John McCain is sending a pair to Barack Obama as we speak.

If I wanted to steal a bike (which I don’t, but times are tough, and bikejackings are on the rise), I would step away from the bicycle with the badass snake lock, simply because I appreciate its humor.

Then I’d pedal off on someone else’s wheels.

In Florida, when the sun goes down, the temperature doesn’t. So when it’s still 80+ degrees at night, what’s a duvet-loving girl to do?

We now cover up under The Company Store’s peacock “super light” down-alternative duvet, whose breathable material allows air flow so that our sweat and slumber never mix.