misosouper, a shopping blog

I had planned on posting more “Keep Calm and Carry On” poster parodies, but I’m as exhausted of the phrase–and its spinoffs–as everyone else.  Can a dead bird have the last word?

Did I say last word?  Posting that suddenly made the phrase seem spoofable again.  Make your own ridiculous saying here–Shun Sausage and Eat Bacon?–and print it out for free.

You’ll run out of occasions before you run out of cards when these letterpress specimens are delivered to your mailbox each month.

I’m going to an evening wedding in a few weeks, and because this pregnant lady won’t have her drunk coat on, I’d like a little something to wrap around my bare shoulders.  This lovely Rococo shawl will do the trick; it’s lightweight but cozy, and will be a staple I can wear (and even use as a travel or emergency baby blanket) after the little one comes.

Need to brush up on the difference between a Dangle-Swaggles and a Wandering Jim?  Brush up on your beardology with this print.  A great Father’s Day gift for the hirsute, or those who strive to be.

When my mom asked that I pick out a cool watch for my stepdad’s Father’s Day gift, she probably didn’t have this acid green G-Shock Databank Watch in mind.  (Hey, the man likes calculator watches, and I just want to make him happy.)