hot hot heat week: for the hostess with the mostest
Sure, I may be the jerk who made you wince in disgust as you fished a bug out of your glass, but hey! You didn’t know I was planning that little trick when you accepted my invitation, did you?
Here are some proper gifts that will get you a kiss, an insect-free drink, and an invitation back to my next dinner party (assuming that you’d want to come):
Eames House of Cards–a stacking, interlocking set that will keep me occupied when I should be cleaning the kitchen.
Cabebe Shell Dish or Ceramic Urchin Box–both from Jayson Home and Garden, both gestures that will make me think of you every time I take off my jewelry for the night.
Rick’s Pick’s Whup Asp Zesty Pickled Asparagus Spears–maybe I’ll open them to share with the party. Then again, maybe I won’t.
Table Topics Original Edition–I thought I knew you. But I’ve also had 3 glasses of wine.
Tags: asparagus, cards, ceramic, dish, Eames, food, games, host, hostess, Jayson Home and Garden, Rick's Picks, shell, summer, Table Topics, The Curiosity Shoppe
