So we’ll turn our attention to projects like Doodlebread, a bread-making kit that bakes shapes through every slice.  Want a green star in the middle of your loaf?  Done.  Or you could be even more clever, like little Sophie from London, who plopped a fried egg (made from dough, of course) into her slices.

Prices are in pounds, so the kit–which comes with a silicone bread squisher, mix, and a baking tin–is a bit spendy for US customers.  But considering that these tools will make infinite loaves starred with infinite colors, this might be the rainy-day deal of the century.