misosouper, a shopping blog

Of course this Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank is from Japan. Where else would they come up with the idea of making an adorable kitten pop out of a box to steal your money?

The secretly jealous, withering stares of emo high schoolers sent this penguin to its death.

I don’t…words fail…wow.

Let’s just say that Mr. Misosouper DVR’ed this commercial for me to watch.  Then he asked me to buy one.

Note:  I haven’t tried this thing; the only workout I could get from using Shake Weights would be in my abs, because I would be LAUGHING SO HARD.

Wednesday is my birthday, Friday is Christmas, Saturday is a wedding.

And I’m sick–as in the most fun I’m going to have this week is Snuggie-wallowing on the couch, watching “Say Yes to the Dress.”

Can you blame me for feeling misanthropic?

While I’m down for the count, I fully plan on chronicling my list of grievous injuries in my Knock Knock “In My Humble Opinion” journal.  Because all of you, with your germs and squirms and general gross humanity, did this to me.  And I won’t soon forget it.

Don’t lie:  you snorted a little when you saw this poor dude, gripping a pen in his mouth as he poops paper clips.