i was that girl, once
Friday, February 5th, 2010
The secretly jealous, withering stares of emo high schoolers sent this penguin to its death.
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the jiggler
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010I don’t…words fail…wow.
Let’s just say that Mr. Misosouper DVR’ed this commercial for me to watch. Then he asked me to buy one.
Note:Â I haven’t tried this thing; the only workout I could get from using Shake Weights would be in my abs, because I would be LAUGHING SO HARD.
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hell is other people
Monday, December 21st, 2009
Wednesday is my birthday, Friday is Christmas, Saturday is a wedding.
And I’m sick–as in the most fun I’m going to have this week is Snuggie-wallowing on the couch, watching “Say Yes to the Dress.”
Can you blame me for feeling misanthropic?
While I’m down for the count, I fully plan on chronicling my list of grievous injuries in my Knock Knock “In My Humble Opinion” journal. Because all of you, with your germs and squirms and general gross humanity, did this to me. And I won’t soon forget it.
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the butt of all jokes
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
Don’t lie:Â you snorted a little when you saw this poor dude, gripping a pen in his mouth as he poops paper clips.
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milk: it’s what’s for dinner
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009
My dear friends Carrie & Mike finally, finally had their baby this morning.
Some words of advice for sweet baby Lincoln: your mama’s working really hard. When she gets tired of feeding you, tell your dad to pin these extra nipples on his shirt.
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